The Model Employee
Listen
Paging Garth Brooks.
Lyrics
I want to know why my boss doesn't work I want to know why I gotta do it all I want to know why he keeps watching me He don't appreciate me The model employee
I want to find out why he shuts his door I wonder why he's always staring through the window He's even watching me while he's on the phone He don't appreciate me
Generally speaking I try to act peaceable And overall it's fair to say I usually don't object But tell me when it's said and done does it seam unreasonable That every now and then I wanna wring his neck
I wanna know why my boss got it all He don't appreciate me
I get the job done, you don't need to ask me twice I come in early, try and make a good impression He's always smiling – that just worries me He don't appreciate me
Generally speaking I'm calm and reasonable And on the whole I'm not the type who grumbles or begs But if he don't stop dogging me then maybe it's feasible That one fine I'll walk in there and break his legs
I want to know why my boss doesn't work I want to know why I gotta do it all and I want to know why he keeps watching me He don't appreciate – just don't appreciate me
I'm the model employee
Lore
A pastiche proletarian protest.
Recording Info
Love/hate that Alesis SR-16. But the triangle is real.